Cajun Surprise


it’s when you eat spicy crawfish and then fingerbang a girl. at first she’s all down with the fingerbanging and moaning and sh-t. then, out of nowhere, the spices on your hand from eating the crawfish start burning her bone-collector. it usually doesn’t burn in a positive way.
dude, i made this b-tch cry last night from a cajun surprise, that batch of crawfish must have had extra crab boil.

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