cake fam


moronic b-tches who roast each other on the daily, laugh at their own jokes, and get more p-ssy and d-ck than yo whole ancestry. every member has cake and they all have s-xual nicknames that be funny af. their f-ckboys/boyfriends/any boy involved with them are called cakeboys. they’re always turning up and they funny and loyal as h-ll. beware of them though because if you fight one cake fam girl you fight them all b-tch! also, their favorite things to eat are hot cheetos and chicken quesadillas with watermelon arizona juice.

sayings: “are you dumb as f-ck?!” “are you sumb or dupid?” “there’s too much d-ck in the air. febreeze!” “when bae’s tired but you h-rny af.” “it takes time to suck a d-ck.” “go in a hole and choke on a d-ck.” “salty as a saltine.”

members: grandma booty, darbooty, ho ho, p-rncess, mersl-tties, and irene the virgin
cake fam is so ratchet, i love them.

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