cake farts
the act of getting naked and farting on a cake. to be a true cake fart the -sshole must come in contact with the frosting.
“you know what i like the most? cake farts”
direct quote from cake fart girl
“i’m going to need to get real comfortable for this”
the application of chocolate cake to one’s posterior immediately prior to expulsion of a flatus or series of flatii through the -n-s.
leroy: “what happened to my chocolate cake, man?”
derek: “patsy cake farted it all over norah’s face this morning”
leroy: “safe, man, safe”
what you get when you squat in to a cake backwards like a truck b-mping a dock, and lower yourself into said cake…and fart.
side effects of cake farts are risk of giant b-tthole and comical sounding farts. ask your doctor.
you know what i like the most? cake farts.
a rather disgusting website where a girl gets naked and farts with her -ss buried in the cake
wow that chicks hot to bad she had to fart in cakes on that website. ergo cake fart.
when a man or woman nuzzles the entrance of there -n-s into a freshly cooked cake then lifts and p-sses wind,some people get erotic pleasure from this.
tina’s favourite thing to do is cakefarts.
a popular website featuring a viral video by former fart p-rn actress lisa wogen. set up by chris peterson, member of something awful forums, who had previously seen it on youp-rn and decided to dedicate a site for the fetish. in it, lisa straddles a cake with her b-tt and releases a truck load of flatulence into it while her b-tt fills up with chocolate. it was featured on g4’s websoup as well as howard stern’s radio show and a few other venues.
amie loved cakefarts so much, that she was inspired to go on a radio show and perform a smelly cake fart on a nice yummy chocolate cake.
the application of chocolate cake to one’s posterior immediately prior to expulsion of a flatus or series of flatii through the -n-s.
leroy: “what happened to my chocolate cake, man?”
derek: “patsy cakefarted it all over norah’s face this morning”
leroy: “safe, man, safe”
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