Cake Hammer


a raging veiny tool used purely for the purpose of pounding cakes.
“we were knockin’ boots and i broke that b-tch’s back with my cake hammer”
a large, veiny tool used for hammering cake.
“last night we were knocking boots, and i broke that b-tch’s back with my cakehammer

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