Cake Rape


cake rape is when a group of nerds injects a cake with drugs, and gets the victim (lets call him max) to eat the cake, then rapes him, violently.
tomorrow max will be cake raped!
(n.) a situation in which cake is promised, but death/rape/fail occurs instead.
(v.) to promise cake but offer only death/rape/fail instead.
the video game portal is one big cake rape.

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