Cake Revolt


a term coined after unfortunate incident in september of 2007. it basically means to defy pigs who abuse their authority and do a f-ck up job of protecting citizens of his/her country. a desert made with an array of staples such as; flour, sugar, eggs, gluten or starch, b-tter or magarine, milk or water and a leavening agent, is the weapon of choice, hence the name cake revolt.
keep in mind, cake ingredients can be changed to suit your revolt. i recommend ;marzipan or b-ttercream and fruits to finish it off nicely!

riseoftormented: a cake revolt should be used to bust those pigs -sses with an nice sugary treat. don’t forget to blow out candles.

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