cake-sitting


the act of sitting on cakes for s-xual pleasure
i like to cake sit because chocolate in my poontang is good
a fairly new and quite trendy s-xual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. it’s quite the logical combo of “wet and messy” with the food crush fetish. while it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does not necessarily involve p-ssing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. in recent years it’s become quite the fad in-vogue in hollywood ith christina aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for “out” magazine.
dan: i can’t wait for alanis to perform a well publicized cake sitting on leno.

jennifer: i can sit on a cake for you just as s-xily as she does. unlike her, i may not wear any clothes so the feel of the fudge on my smooth b-tt getting into my crack….yum!
a fairly new and quite trendy s-xual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. it’s quite the logical combo of “wet and messy” with the food crush fetish. while it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does not necessarily involve p-ssing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. in recent years it’s become quite the fad in-vogue in hollywood ith christina aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for “out” magazine.
dan: i’m waiting for lady gaga to perform a well publicized cake sitting next.

jennifer: cake sitting sounds like fun indeed; i may sit on my own cake on my upcoming birthday (which you forgot about).
a fairly new and quite trendy s-xual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. it’s quite the logical combo of “wet and messy” with the food crush fetish. while it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does not necessarily involve p-ssing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. in recent years it’s become quite the fad in-vogue in hollywood ith christina aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for “out” magazine.
dan: i’m waiting for alanis morissette to perform a publicized cake sitting.

jennifer: cake sitting can be fun, actually; the pleasant, warm and fuzzy feeling of the fudge on my tooshy makes me wanna sit on a cake myself.
a fairly new and quite trendy s-xual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. it’s quite the logical combo of “wet and messy” with the food crush fetish. while it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does not necessarily involve p-ssing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. in recent years it’s become quite the fad in-vogue in hollywood ith christina aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for “out” magazine.
dan: i can’t wait for alanis to perform a well publicized cake sitting on leno.

jennifer: i can sit on a cake for you just as s-xily as she does. unlike her, i may not wear any clothes so the feel of the fudge on my smooth b-tt getting into my crack….yum!

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