cake test


the act of gently fingering an -sshole to determine if it is clean. kind of like when you place a tooth pick into the middle of a cake you are baking. if the tooth pick comes out clean you are good to go, same with the finger.
dude, make sure you do the cake test before he sits on your face.

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