cake zombie
someone so m-ssive that they’re virtually unable to move by themselves. also, they tend to rarely talk about anything but food. generic tagline, as opposed to “braaaaaaains” is “i’m…just…so…-wheeze-…hungry”.
they may be placated with an offering of a sheet cake, hence deriving their name.
“jesus christ, dude! cake zombies!”
“throw a sheet cake and grab your walkin’ shoes, they’ll never catch us.”
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