cakemuncher
a cakemuncher can’t resist the lure of glaze donuts. they suck down more than 3 or 4 at a sitting, whether it’s a donut, donut hole, danish or other fantastic pastry. glaze runs thru their veins instead of blood. they try to resist the lure of the sugar and fat but can’t control their desire for cake and cake products! in an ideal world they would eat chocolate breakfast until they became the fattest -ss on the planet.
jarett the cakemuncher pounded 4 donuts, 9 donut holes and a cinnabon at the brunch meeting then hit the bathroom immediately afterwords, moaning the entire way. he is a lazy, shiftless, cakemuncher.
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