cakesterbation
the stimulation or manipulation of one’s own genitals with a cake, especially to -rg-sm; s-xual self-gratification with a cake. the most popular cakes used in this manner include cupcakes, wedding cakes, and birthday cakes.
dude 1: hey man, let’s each get a bag of cheetos to f-ck on the way home.
dude 2: naw dogg my brother’s wedding was yesterday, i’m in for some prime cakesterbation.
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