Cal Poly SLO
california polytechnic state university, san luis obispo aka cpsuslo: crazy p-n-s sucking unf-ckable sl-ts (with) legs open
you go to cal poly slo? you crazy p-n-s sucking unf-ckable sl-t with legs open. ucsb is better! did you not get in?…oh, why else would you go to cal poly. you dirty dirty state school.
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