Calamari anus


somebody who has been f-cked in the -ss so many times that their rectal muscles fail to contract anymore. thus their -sshole is very loose, being very much like a piece of raw calamari.
poor russ, he sh-ts himself everytime he farts. he has been reemed in the -ss so many times that he has developed a calamari -n-s.

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