calapolooza


the reason for taking calculus; for this one day, in which the cl-ss is divided into random teams and pitted against each other in events such as spinning around a bat 10 times and running to 1st base, throwing a frisbee (closes to the base wins), naming as many states starting with a particular letter, push-up contest, all in the pursuit of the ever elusive “veto”. an invention by pat “g-man” gallant.
“today is calapolooza, the most excellent day of the year.”
“sam mayo made a fool of himself at calapolooza yesterday, search “spinning mayo” on youtube to see for yourself.”

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