calculator monkey


stereotypically, any asian that is amazing at any math and/or math concepts and that can compute all of these concepts without the use of the calculator. these are typically the asians that succeed in any cl-sses having to do with math or science with little to no work being done as it just comes naturally to them based on their genetics in these subjects. also, you use them to help you receive good grades in cl-sses and help them by making friends they wouldn’t normally have.
person 1: “hey man, did you get the answer to #5, the algebraic equation?”
person 2: “yea, min got the answer for me in like 10 seconds. that kid is a calculator monkey if i’ve ever seen one before.”
person 1: “he definitely is!”

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