calculus
calculus, which was discovered by newton and liebniz, nothwithstanding all credit being given to newton, is one of the most beautiful forms of intellectual material. calculus requires and emphasizes the development of new methods of thinking, and therefore it is not for the weak minded. calculus has many practical applications including molecular and ecological biology, physics, engineering, social and political sciences, and business. after completing a very involved and thought-provoking problem involving differential equations or integrals, one might feel a certain “high.”
dude 1: “yo man i got some bomb–ss sh-t that will f-ck you up. let’s go blaze.”
dude 2: “nah dude i got this problem for calc homework that involves differential equations and slope fields, and if i figure it out, my high will be stronger than the high off the strongest chronic”
the one reason to allow starbucks to take over the world.
“i have calculus first hour?! someone give me a f-cking latte…”
calculus is how we know everything about everything, except s-x, maybe.
it is also a name for the page and a half of indecipherable foreplay used in university physics textbooks before they give you the formula for something.
engineering student: i forgot the formula for the volume of a sphere, but i was able to figure it out from the area of a circle using calculus.
non-engineering student: i looked in the back of the textbook.
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