Caldon
a kid with a small p-n-s who thinks he is bomb… he is a total loser who thinks he is better than everyone else and goes and p-sses at everyone for something that goes wrong in his life… he has the p-n-s the size of a pea and is a total loser who got 2 girlfriends and treats them like sh-t… he has fake muscles, but thinks he is cooler than everyone else…
that douche over there must be a caldon. he has the smallest p-n-s ever and treated my girl like sh-t!
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