Caldonius


oversized lady/man aid.

very popular with forum moderators.
donna: “you’re a bad, bad, boy, erick!”

erick : “yes, i know, donna! i am very sorry!”

donna: “you’ll be sorry when i unleash the caldonius on your -ss!”

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