Caldwell
aka cwell – conveintly located about 45 min from nyc and 45 min from the sh-r-. home of the sopranos, fortes pizza, and grover cleveland. a small town where you are defined by which dunkin donuts you go to, lower or upper. a town with no shortage of lexus’s, bmw’s, and audi’s in the jchs parking lot – and those are the students rides. italian guido boys and preppy popped collared girls. we have the jersey att-tude and can bring it out when needed. think laguna beach, but on a lower scale. we own “sleazside” on prom and mem day weekend, and we know it. a town where volleyball and softball are consistantly ranked top 10 in the state, yet football is the biggest sport. we can get to 3 malls in under 20 minutes and we like it like that. and we know that no matter what, we are always better than those spoiled guido west ess-x idiots.
“where you from?”
“man i’m from caldwell, i’ll meet you at upper dunkin and we’ll talk”
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a source of insperation and knoledge that is generally very large.
thats a caldwell-like eggrole
a small town in southern central kansas. full of rednecks, hicks, conservatives, and no one who lives there is very good at drinking. some people from caldwell are total idiots. kansas should force them to move below the border into oklahoma. they would fit in down there.
well i don’t know how they do in kansas city but here in caldwell we drink and drive for fun. that or cut kittys down on main. h-ll we even shoot guns while driving while drinking.
thriving suburb in northern nj. suburbs of newark amd new york city. about a 2 minute drice from newark which is a positive. i grew up here. probably one of the most toughest towns to grow up in, evertything is very violent. you can find some of the sc-mmiest and grimiest people here always looking for a fight. however, one of the best party town in new jersey. its said that no town goes harder than caldwell when it comes to parties. teens here are chill but tough. loved living here wish i still lived there
whoa those kids are from caldwell stay out of there way.
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