Calendar Girl


out of your league women that only talk to you when they need favors from you.
“why do you bother drooling over her? she’s just a calendar girl and you know it.”
hippest and hottest jewettes to grace our fair planet.
that group of calendar girls is giving me the eyes, right now. i’d like to light each and every one of their menorahs.
a sl-t. alludes to the idea that a girl sleeping with a different guy every night could track her number of s-x partners with a calendar.
you don’t want to go home with -that-, she’s practically a calendar girl.

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