Calf Head
a gentleman of eastern european origins, named after the shapes of their heads, often resembling a calf. usually seen working as menial handymen on building sites.
“i can’t get a job in my own country due to all these cheap calf heads here.”
complete kn-b, unable to spell, often seen sitting near a hobbit called ben.
invented the word whight
hey calfhead what the f-ck is this you have done! you complete muppet can’t you spell
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