calf slapper


a very long p-n-s that dangles below the knees and slaps the calves when running. may also be used in the plural form to describe low-hanging t-st-cl-s. see calf slappers
as i ran beside brad during our workout today, i heard a pitter-patter below his knees. he must have a real calf slapper in those sweatpants!

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