Calfdick


1.{noun} to have a cramp in your calf. hurts really f-cking bad.
(note: the word can be altered to backd-ck,thighd-ck,-ssd-ck,sickd-ck,etc. but only when used as a noun.)

2.{adjective…maybe.} often used in snowboarding, when the highbacks of your boot, or bindings kill your calves, making it super impossible to ride. (can also be used as “calfd-cked” in the verb sense.)
1. “owowowf-ckityow! i just got one h-ll of a calfd-ck, dude”

2. “dude. in that last run, my highs gave me one h-lla b-tchin’ calfd-ck.”

2.5 “dude, i totally just calfd-cked myself off that jump. and hoooolllyyyyshiiitt. it killed.

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