calfed


the act of a newborn on ice, a fetal calf, symptoms consist of efensike eyes, and being in the state of euphoria known as the munchies
bob marley is a prime example of being calfed.

ian was so calfed last night, he left a trail of crumbs that eventually led to his spot he p-ssed out.

scoob is a baby calf.

dude i’m so calfed right now, i say we order the 5-5-5 deal from domino’s.

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