calgarian
a typical calgarian forms part of a giant collective or hive mind. unlike the borg, it is almost impossible to become -ssimilated into this ‘old boys network’.
they have robotic tendancies and will eat meals at the same time as their peers. everything is perfect for the calgarian, and they rarely find the need to discover the world beyond the calgary city limits; preferring to visit the zoo for the 1019th time.
the calgarian often drives a large pick up truck, although rarely uses the rear box to transport cargo. suvs are becoming more popular, and often driven by mothers.
the lower cl-ss calgarian is often distinguished by their appearance; often sporting a large greasy mullet topped with a ‘molsen canadian’ baseball cap. these are often spotted around areas known as dover or forest lawn.
musical tastes are limited to country, ‘lite rock’ and us-style hip hop and clothing fashions are often 2-3 years behind other major centers in the world.
that was great hockey last night eh?
obviously, a person from calgary, alberta, the second- most westernly province in canada. they’re pretty d-mn cool people. and have a great hockey team!
the personaltiy of a calgarian is a far cry from that of a -shudder- torontonian
cal-gary, the names of the two men whose marriage was the first between two persons of the same s-x.
calgarian is a term used to define a gay marriage.
calgary flames, a calgarian hockey team consisting of gay men.
darryl said to jarome, “i love you man, marry me, i want us to become calgarians.”
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