Calico Smingsmangs
a variation of the brutal s-xually transmitted disease (smingsmangs) where the functions of the v-g-n- and the -n-s trade places without physically moving.
nancy: “wow peggy, you have quite a robust queef!”
peggy: “i would love to take credit for that, but it is actually gas escaping from my r-ct-m. i caught the calico smingsmangs while serving time in vietnam and all of my feces have been oozing from my v-g-n- ever since.”
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