California Burglar


while having -n-l missionary s-x with a pregnant woman, thrust your fist into her v-g-n- and pull out her unborn child.
“james! be gentle! i’m four months pregnant!”
“oh don’t worry baby; i’ll be in and out like a california burglar.”

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