California Calzone


when a man opens a girls vigina flaps and j-zzes in her vigina. then the man then closes the vigina flaps and opens it again and starts to blow on her vigina and licks it
during s-x, a man will give a woman acalifornia calzone by opening and closing her vigina flaps and blowing on the j-zz he put in there

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