California Car Wash
a s-xual act involving 6 guys and 1 partic-p-nt (male, female or any kind of animal). the first guy p-sses on the partic-p-nts face while the second guy flops his p-n-s on the face to wipe all of the pee off. the next guy then blows a hot steamy load on the partic-p-nts face (this acts as the coat of wax) while the fourth guy flops his floppy wiener on the face to get all of the hot c-m off of it. finally, the fifth guy spits on the partic-p-nts face (nothing beats a good spit shine!) and the last guy will fart in the face for a real nice air dry effect. the person (or animal) going through the car wash can either crawl, or be pulled through on a skateboard (usually depending on whatever tradition dictates in your region.)
hey pete, tell john we should give that girl a california car wash later. do you think we can round up another 3 guys?
while f-cking, just before unloading the n-ts-ck, scooch up near her face, and give her an eye-stinging, nose picking facial, and top it off by hovering over her head and dangle your meat stick on her face like a car wash curtain.
i heard that my girl was trying to blow my buddy, and she f-cks like a jonesing crack head freak, so i wanted to hit it one more time.. i filled her out like a job application, and topped it off with a california car wash. later bish!
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