California Eyedrops
the s-xual act of -j-c-l-t-ng in a man/woman’s eyeball, specifically using the last remaining drops of s-m-n, aiming for the target’s pupils.
1: dude, i gave my girlfriend a nasty dose of california eyedrops last night.
2: nice man!
1. i know, she didn’t even see it coming!
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