California Gurls
a sub-species of the gender female.
they reside exculsively at west coast beaches, especially california beaches.
they are hot enough “to melt your popsicle”.
they are also extremely s-xual, having s-x on the beach and in their jeeps (the only car they drive).
during the summer of 2010 katy perry released a song that describes the daily activities of them. during said song, snoop dogg states that the only females he likes are california gurls.
i’m going to california the pick up some california gurls because i want to get laid.
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