california hot roll
californian hot roll is when during intercourse, the man will dip his p-n-s into a bean burrito right before he c-ms. filled with a cleveland steamer saved from the night before he will present it on a plater in a fine establishment presented is a california roll. the customers surprised to be c-mmed on as soon as they try and take the plate and the burrito starts to slide causing a great sensation due to the memories of the cleveland steamer that was saved from the night before, getting j-zzed on!
corey: m-ssage go last night sissy mays tug and rub i heard they have good sushi there
shawn: it was awesome i was especially surprised when i got the california hot roll from some extra sp-nky customer you know how i love d-ck
corey: i know how you love your d-ck that must have been awesome for you especially when it’s covered in s*** your favorite
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