california klondike bar
the act of freezing a p–p log in a condom for the expressed purpose of turning it into a fulfill that melts inside the -n-s/v-g-n- or any other practice you would potentially choose
i wanted to try a california klondike bar on my girlfriend the other night but she thought it was too gross
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