California merge


when entering a highway or freeway, when you don’t merge from the entrance ramp to the road itself until the entrance lane ends, and just expect that moses will part the traffic for you so you don’t end up smashed between a semi and one of those fat–ss hummers. so named because the sheeple in california, too oblivious to reality to actually take the initiative and merge when there’s an opening -before- the lane ends, are particuarly fond of this traffic maneuver.
“look at me, i’m following the solid white line onto the highway because i suck at life.”

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