California pop tart
when a man f-cks a chick in the -ss and proceeds to bust his load inside the -n-s. upon busting his nut, the man then goes on and sticks an enema up her -ss and shoots up all the liquid into the cavity. within a few moments the chick begins to discharge all her sh-t including the s-m-n and fecal matter out of the -n-s which in turn looks like a cream filled poptart heated and melting.
my girlfriend told me she was hungry so i hooked her up with a california pop tart!
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