quick lunch break s-x
you down for a california quicky?
- swamp fingers
when u been fingering a girl so long that ur fingers go wrinkly. like when ur in the bath to long boy: i was at jenny’s house last night got mad swamp fingers
- angelina martinez
a beautiful girl who has amazing friends who supports her through the world, angelina martinez l wanna be
nasty, dirty, gross, eww, something you call a dirty gross person pinche atascado, look how dirty your room is!
- botty stab
botty stab : a polite version of “f-cked up the -ss” used around impressionable youngsters. typically used for a less grievous situation than an actual futa moment, for instance, a mere metaphorical tickle on the b-tt. also, most often announced by the person kicking themselves in the -ss. ideally the impressionable youngster will not know […]
- cricket cursed
the phenomenon where a cricket player leaves their cricket attire out to dry overnight and a series of ‘evil spirits’ sneak into the kit and curse the player. note: the evil spirits cause poor batting (usually scoring 0 runs), terrible fielding and erratic bowling. cricket cursed: the spirits can only be discouraged from the ‘whites’ […]