California Rights


california rights are individual rights that are infringed upon to benefit “public well-being”. the infringements upon these rights are usually inst-tuted in an effort to counteract california’s high level of stupidity per capita. california rights are commonly found in california, new york, illinois, wisconsin, and michigan.
california rights

san francisco recently banned the sale of mcdonald’s happy meals because stupid people won’t feed their kids real food unless forced to by law.

los angeles has banned smoking in outdoor places because stupid people are too uppity to simply avoid smokers, they have to antagonize them as well.

california has the most restrictive gun laws in the united states, yet very high violent crime, because california’s other laws drive people to go on psychotic killing sprees.

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