Californiagitis
californiagitis—wishing to be in a warm place, such as the west coast, when it’s cold outside. thinking that the gr-ss is greener when it really isn’t. imagining girls in skimpy clothes and beach b-ms lounging on the sand all day, wishing that was you baking in the sun, and not being so far away, depressed and cold.
john must have californiagitis again because he keeps singing “california dreamin.” all the leaves are brown and the sky is gray….
Read Also:
- beautificated
when a street or neighborhood was cleaned up recently. the term was coined while 3 friends drove to a baseball practice and one said the city must have come through and beautifacated the street. this area used to be really run down, then the city came through and beautificated it.
- Foggy Deuce
. a particularly nasty fart that spreads minute particles of fecal matter throughout a confined area and lingers indefinitely. tourist #1) “man i was in this elevator an hour ago and it smelled like someone dropped a t-rd in the corner! it still smells like rotten -n-s in here!” tourist #2) “must have been a […]
- Beaver deceiver
a gay man who flies under a womans gaydar, and appears to be straight marisa thought she was on her way to a hookup last night, but the guy turned out to be a beaver deceiver. a h-m-s-xual man who flies beneath a woman’s gaydar, and thus appears staight. marisa thought she was gonna hookup […]
- mitch goertzen
to many, mitch is still a mystery, but to his psychiatrists, they believe he can still be saved. see also “hardcore” that’s almost as hardcore as mitch goertzen.
- onto
from the north west, meaning ‘i understand’, ‘i know what you mean’ etc ‘yeah am onto it’ ‘onto’ for short aware of especially something dishonest or unlawful i think he’s on to something.