caligula’s horse
caligula’s horse (noun):
an imposter or phony. someone who holds a position he or she does not deserve.
the roman emperor caligula once made his favorite horse a senator.
“man, my english teacher’s such a caligula’s horse! i read some of her poetry, and it’s blog-awful.”
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