calipcious


(adj.) having perfect size and symmetry as demonstrated through the use of a caliper or other measuring device; often used to describe a person’s b-ttocks.
“if you don’t think that girl’s booty is calipcious, then get me a caliper or a yardstick and i’ll prove it man!”

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