call my mom


v. get someone in trouble.
someone takes your stuff.
you respond with,
“dude, i’m going to call my mom!”
an excuse for temporarily leaving a room full of friends, usually to go m-st-rb-t-.
hey dude, where did you go just now?

oh, uh, i just went to the bathroom to call my mom. it’s been like 2 or 3 days since i’ve had the chance to call my mom!

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