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theory 1 – if a player is talking and is 12yo or younger he and all others that age sound the exact same.

theory 2 – if a player is 12yo or younger he will do nothing but say/yell/scream “skip the map! skip the map! hurry, skip the map!”

theory 3 – no one under the age of 18 is supposed to be playing cod. however we all know that is bullsh-t and no one cares about that. however no one under the age of 15 should be allowed to because they are stupid immature little sh-t heads who do nothing but complain all the way through the f-cking match.

theory 4 – if you have a microphone(headset), and you do not talk to other people on your team, you sir are a douche!

theory 5 – if you do not have high-speed internet or a good connection do not play cod. you will cause all other players to get p-ssed off when you finally lose connection.

theory 6 – the only reason you should camp is if you are a sniper. other than that you wold be stupid to camp because people will do nothing but repeatedly kill you each time you hide or attempt to hide in a certain spot.

theory 7 – if you have any common sense at all you already know these theories are facts and you are wasting your time reading this.

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call of duty: theories

real life example:

– map: downfall –

{player 1} – “skip the map! skip the map! hurry, skip the map! this map is dumb, skip the map.”

{player 2} – “hey kid how old are you?”

{player 1} – “i’m 12. why do you want to know?”

{player 2} – “lol. hey everyone my theory i told you guys earlier is right see. lol. every kid on here under 12 sounds f-cking the same and they all f-cking tell you to skip the map!”

{player 3} – “ya dude. this is like the hundreth time this same thing has happened to me.”

{player 1} – “oh yea then how old are you?”

{player 2} – “17”

{player 1} – “oh yea… well… i f-cked your mom last night!”

{player 2} – ” i bet you did”

{player 3} – “lol. you havn’t even hit p-b-rty yet kid. lol. matter of fact you probaly don’t even know what f-ck means.

{player 2} – “lol. he left. evidently he didn’t like us.

{player 3} – “oh well. he was on my team and doing nothing but getting his -ss killed. don’t mind him leaving at all.”

{player 4} – “boom! headshot!”