call to worship


not a guy singing through mosque-top horn speakers!!, but entering an area and clapping the hands twice; like a potentate summoning a servant. -all the nearby ‘hop-heads’ know this means: ‘the “drugs” are here!, time to get ‘hopped-up’!!’
all the frat boys at jk kng xauf fratenity gathered round to sample the fine new ganja!!, upon hearing the ‘call to worship!!’

upon hearing the ‘clap,clap’ ‘call to worship’!, zeke gathered up his ‘tools’, and put on his smoking jacket!!

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