Caller VD


when your caller id identifies someone with whom you definitely don’t want to talk, and you avoid answering them like the plague
(phone rings)

hey are you going to get the phone or what?

(looks at phone) negative. that’s the number for child support services, they’ve been trying to get a hold of me for months. i’ll let the machine get it, because i don’t need a case of caller vd!

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