Calley Equation
an expression for determining if one is in a gay bar. take the number of men wearing -ssless chaps, divide that number by two and if the result is anything other than 0, you are in a gay bar.
hey sparky, do you think we are in a gay bar?
why yes chuckles, there is one man wearing -ssless chaps and 1/2 is 0.5 and that is not zero, so by the calley equation we are in a gay bar.
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