calling rita


after a night of partying, drinking, or using cocaine you may have diarrhea. the act of having or antic-p-ting diarrhea.
“oh sh-t i gotta use the bathroom rita’s calling”

“i’m sorry i can’t come over there, right now i’m calling rita”

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