calm before the storm
when you’re holding it in, there will often be about 5-10 minutes where you really have to go, followed by another 5-10 minutes where the feeling seems to go away. this feeling is the calm before the storm, and you should take advantage of it and find a bathroom asap. because when the feeling of having to go comes back, it’s gonna be 10x worse.
bob: man, i really gotta go.
joe: okay then, i’ll pull into this gas station.
bob: never mind, it’s going away. i think i can hold it in longer.
joe: no you can’t, that’s the calm before the storm. i don’t want you p-ssing yourself in my car.
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