calm your bean
‘calm your bean’ is a phrase coined in the summer by an anonymous irani lateral thinker. the term was constructed in a peaceful protest of a lack in chillness in a situation. it can be used both in a friendly, casual manner, however if the tone is moulded into one with more irritation, then it can also be a phrase which can boldly demand someone to calm down. the phrase holds incredible power, especially when delivered with a slightly delayed liasonesque pace.
crazy broad – what did you just say young man?
anonymous irani – calm your bean lady!
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