Calm your hemorrhoids
a term used in response to someone who is overreacting. similar to calm down, or relax.
#1: “why do you keep asking me if i’m going to take out the trash?!? i told you i’d do it!!!”
#2: “dude, calm your hemorrhoids. i was just asking.”
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