calm your loins
a pleasant alternative to the usual ‘calm your t-ts’, usually directed towards a male. the exact opposite of ‘gird your loins’. it means as it looks– calm yourself because you’re making mistakes your children are going to feel (through the loins).
“hey, hold my beer!”
“bro, calm your loins.”
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